The Voldemort Rag
by cmshaw
cmshaw@cmshaw.slashcity.net
12 October 2000

Summary: The vocabulary word for today is 'genuflect'.

Notes: If you don't know the tune for this, ask around; someone will sing it to you. In fact, walk around saying 'genuflect' and I have no doubt that at least one person will spontaneously burst into song.


The Voldemort Rag
[to the tune of The Vatican Rag by Tom Lehrer]

First you App'rate without a sound,
drop your knees down to the ground,
bow your head with great respect,
and genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

Scream whatever scream you want if
you have cut your own right hand off.
Let the spare have a
Avada Kedavra,
doin' the Voldemort Rag!

Circle round in that processional;
step right up and act confessional.
There the guy who's got the power'll
tell you no treason's allowable.
If you need a small reminder
Crucio would be much kinder.
Rah! Rah! Sis! Boom!
Time to summon You Know Whom!

So you App'rate without a sound,
drop your knees down to the ground,
bow your head with great respect,
and genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

Make the Mudbloods shriek and struggle;
in Slytherin don't be a Muggle.
Priori Incantum!
Greet your dad and dead mum!
Gettin' enthralled an'
sorta appalled an'
doin' the Voldemort Rag!



(obEFF)

End.

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